Jimen himself
Hey, did you know, that I have THREE socks?
Anonymous

prinny-boy:

THAT’S RADICAL! My question is, how do you wear them all?

One on your cock, obviously

srsfunny:

Gold Digger Spottedhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao

damnit-rabbitt:

Good news everybody!

damnit-rabbitt:

Good news everybody!

mmnope:

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

Good for you, you special little snowflake.

Why can’t we have both

How about coffee, drinks, dinner, a movie; for as long as we both shall live?
Joe Fox, (Tom Hanks) - You’ve Got Mail  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)