*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"
This doesn’t really work btw. Just thought I’d let you guys know.
nut on me = I like you
nut in me = I love you
Uh no. That just means I like to cum inside girls.
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