Jimen himself

dutchster:

*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"

This doesn’t really work btw. Just thought I’d let you guys know.

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fstw:

nut on me = I like you
nut in me = I love you

Uh no. That just means I like to cum inside girls.

srsfunny:

Hold This Please, I’ll Jump Right Through This Thinghttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Hold This Please, I’ll Jump Right Through This Thing
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.
Unknown (via helpfvl)
Seb: You shouldn't do that.
Ciel: I know what I'm doing.
Seb: This is a bad idea.
Ciel: I do what I want.
*shit happens*
CIel: Save me at once.